“I don’t get it. This is vacation?”

“Yes, Aussie, this is vacation.”

“So how come we’re not doing anything?”

“Because that’s vacation.”

“Why are we just sitting here?”

“Aussie, we listen to the waves, watch the tide go in and out, occasionally catch sight of a seal.”

“You call that just sitting?”

“Try to take it easy, Auss.”

“There is nothing to do.”

“That’s vacation.”

“And why are we on the beach instead of chasing rabbits by the house?”

“Because this is vacation. No chasing squirrels, no chasing rabbits, no chasing. Just hunkering down and relaxing.”

“I hate vacation.”